Friday, April 16, 2010

Dead Swordfish

When I’m hanging out with my close guy friends my favorite thing to do is pick their brains on women and dating. My guy friend recently shared an interesting dating experience he had with a woman. He likes to call this “the deal breaker”.

If you have gotten to the date where sex may come into play, you need to be ready. That means give your girl a shave put on a sexy dress and ooze with sex appeal. If your not wanting to cave just yet then don't shave and leave your pants on!

So my friend and his date were doing the humpty hump however he was doing all the work. In his words, the whole time “she laid there like a dead swordfish”. Big no no ladies!! Sex is an equal activity where both counterparts should be putting in an equal effort. If your not that into him then why are you getting naked with him in the first place? If you have been waiting for this to happen then step it up a notch and rock his world!

Sex should be equally rewarding and both people should be breaking a sweat! After that night, he was like NEXT.

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